So there we were on election day… WISELY CONTEMPLATING LIFE and thinking about how Online Ceramics told us they smoked DMT out of a potato the other day…
We stood on craggy cliffs overlooking a hidden stretch of California coastline known as “BlackBluff SpyCove,” where ancient JAWN GODS and other SWAGGED-OUT PAGAN ENTITIES routinely bless us with MYSTICAL INTEL that we in turn pass on to our “unbeatable readers”…
We were accompanied by a democratic-socialist dove & a full-fledged communist yak, watching the waves together & agreeing that no matter who won the presidency, the true struggles — e.g., standing alongside our brothers & sisters in protests and on picket lines; waging class warfare on the ultra-rich; ending climate change; guaranteeing health care as a human right; and, yes, getting off these f**king FIRE fits along the way — would remain unchanged …
The sun was smiling & had some ‘90s-ass spiral dimples. “What you say is straight facts,” it told us, clearly f**king with the vision. “But in the meantime, yo, it’s getting cold out and we could all use some extra swaddling right now, in both the physical & emotional senses of the word....”
We returned to BBSP HQ, ignored the S**T out of the “MSNBC DECISION 2020 ROUNDTABLE” (NO DISRESPECT TO STEVE KORNACKI) and went dummy hard doing recon for today’s round-up of PUFFY SOFT COZY GORP and SWADDLING SWAG !!
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